I’ve been asked time and time again, so here it is. My worst date ever.
It all started off one innocent day on Match.com where I was desultorily perusing new matches and saw a pair of nice eyes smiling back to me from an out of state match. At the time, I wasn’t that interested in dating out-of-state, but his email opened with the tidbit that he was moving to my town in 2 weeks. Well, ok then. I’ll take a look. The profile: seemingly normal, nice guy looking for love. The pictures: nice. Not great, not bad, but nice enough. Red Flags? Hummm… not really. Email? No emoticon abuse, better than average grammar, reference to something I said in my profile and a non-cheesy compliment.
I replied.
He wrote back asking for a date when he was in town the next week.
Due to the number of emails I was averaging per contact, at the time, I decided to go ahead and skip all the back and forth and just meet the guy to see if there was any chemistry. I set the date at a little tex-mex place known for it’s great food if you can deal with the terrible service. I knew it’d be fairly empty for a mid-week, late lunch.
The week goes by with a few back and forth emails and the day arrives. I get to the restaurant and immediately spot Mr. Match. He looked like his pictures. Thumbs up!
That was the last positive thought I had for the next three hours. Continue reading →
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