Lesson #2: That being said, true love doesn’t happen everyday so be ready for it when you do find it!
Lesson #3: It’s easier to be ready for true love when you know what you want. So, like Inigo Montoya… be clear about what you want from the very beginning.
Lesson #4: Give people a chance even if they may not seem to be “your type” at first.
Lesson #5: However “R.O.U.S’s” DO exist, so keep your eyes open for the rats that proliferate on sites like Match.com.
Lesson #7: Use words you understand in your profile. There is nothing more embarrassing than being caught as a fool!
Lesson #8: Take your time. Rushing only gets you “rotten miracles.” It takes more than a few dates to know if your newest online hottie is worth your trust and love.
Lesson #10: Sometimes it takes a little sacrifice to get what you want, so stick with it!