I had a thought today. Not necessarily original, but one on which most of the singles of the world will agree. “You’ll just know” has got to be one of the most annoying and useless answers ever. Especially when it doubles as advice from married people about who and when to marry.
I mean think about it… when do you hear people say those three words together?
- How will I know if the leftovers are bad? “You’ll just know.”
- When should I re-apply the sunscreen? ”You’ll just know.”
- What should I get you for Christmas? “You’ll just know.”
- How can I make you happy? “You’ll just know.”
- When do I need to burp the baby? “You’ll just know.”
- How do I know when to call the police about my stalker? “You’ll just know.”
- How can I avoid getting hit in the head with a stapler when my boss is in one of his moods? “You’ll just know.”
- When do I break up with my girlfriend? “You’ll just know.”
- How do I know if this is the right person to marry? “YOU’LL JUST KNOW.” Continue reading
