Yes, I am sarcastic by nature. If you are easily offended, you shouldn’t be reading my blog.

WordPress has this nifty feature where you can see how people are finding your blog. Sometimes just the search patterns make me giggle and at other times, give me ideas for new articles. But today, I thought I would share my sarcastic side with you readers just for a little fun and if you like it, I’ll directly answer search questions again in the future.

Direct Answers to your search inquiries…

 

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catch him and keep him	a good idea if you find a good guy, but throw the smelly ones back in the ocean
what does it mean when he	how about asking him?
how to respond to online dating message	start typing
what do experts think about lust	it makes babies
what is night mating	horizontal mambo?
dating, circle of friends	you could make a sitcom out of it! Oh wait…that’s how Anniston became famous
can men smell desperation	yes.
he responds doesn’t initiate dating	”He’s Just Not That Into You.”
process paragraph on finding a mate	see power point spread sheet at next corporate lunch meeting or talk to your life coach to create a comprehensive “mating mission statement.”
is it ok to email a man your interested in	yes.
how to read profile pictures	I would suggest looking at them first

body language talking to his friends	Kellidecidestoilluminatehumoroussideandmakeyoulaugh  if you aren’t flirting with them, you should be ok. If they are flirting with you, you may soon be the source of some interesting drama
hugging body language	even body language needs a hug sometimes
saying something special to person you l	well, if you only “L” them, I would suggest something along the lines of “you are spec to me” or “I think you are super ho…!”
dating assistant man and woman in london	hummm… if you are the boss — not such a good idea. If they are your boss, you need to find a better job.
italian friends dating matrimonial club	see “Moms For Matrimony.”
he responds to email dating	this is a good start
how to write the second email dating	again, typing is a good beginning
average time for dating in america	longer than most Hollywood marriages
my dating standards list	you know that Santa knows if you’ve been naughty or nice. List accordingly.
body language + dating + hug	side hug = friends full frontal = very good friends  full frontal with rubbing and hair smelling = why aren’t you kissing by now?
how many dates constitutes a relationship	3. (ummm… no really, how about individual for everyone?!)
body language back patting hug	you just got thrown back into the ocean